News

PART ONE.
Congratulations to Barack Obama, who has won the President Award. Thank you all for voting, but to be honest with you, this was possible mostly because his grandma was a ghost and helped him.

PART TWO.
I am sure you have heard the news that Michael Crichton Creator of Jurassic Parks 1, 2, and 3 has passed away, which is unfortunate news for everyone on this earth. However, now I feel as though the need to continue the JP Legacy is even more imperative. We cannot let JP die in a gutter, riddled with cancer, just like The Land Before Time did after a mere 12 sequels.
The writing of Jurassic Parks 6-20* is going to be placed on the front burner that is my stove of movies to write. other movies on the list are The Third Degree, a movie about two temperamental burn victims living together in an apartment while going to college to get their 2nd Master's Degrees (get it) or they already have a Master's and are going back for law school or something. but they are mostly in bad moods all the time because they don't have eyebrows. and also a movie about a frog and a hamster that live in a cage together and get on each other's nerves.

*I have already written detailed screenplays for 4 & 5.