princess and the frog: zero stars - SPOILER ALERT

The Princess and the Frog is about these 2 black frogs who travel around the swamp with an unsuccessful alligator while he is constantly scatting to some jazz music. they get lost and all eat jambalaya together. then a drunk homeless lightning bug helps them but then he dies when Prince steps on him because someone stole his necklace. then the frogs turn into human people when they get married, due to a tax loophole. then hurricane katrina comes and ruins everything. which is not in the movie but everyone knows that.