file under: Time Capsule 2010

My predictions for 2020. (time capsule to be buried in an insulated pizza delivery bag at the foot of Machu Picchu in 2010.)
2020 will be just like the show 20/20 except people will be able to brush their teeth with lasers and in pizza shops instead of individually placing pepperonies, they will have a pepperoni gun that does it. everything else will be the same except rollerblades will be automatic (you will not have to move your legs) and there will only be one kind of dogs - the dog kind.
oh yeah, and carrot top will probably still be trying to be funny really hard, but they will call him "carrot old" by then because he will be old.
also, no one will get my 20/20 joke.

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