Time Seeds

I wanted to plant thyme, to be funny, but the seed store did not have thyme seeds (note: try to invent Time Seeds), so instead I planted: sweet peppers, sugar snap peas (which is a type of peas), basil, lavender, snapdragons, and salad, and they are currently crowded around my two windows waiting, like little CEOs waiting for an elevator, for the sun that is going to come tomorrow. I made several contraptions involving hooks, twine, peanut butter jars, laughing gas, flame-throwers, pulleys, ...you know. terrarium shit. you have to be creative when you only have two windows and 13 plants, seven of which are still in nature's womb (home depot soil).

It looks like a dirt collection, which I am ok with because that seems like kind of a quirky and charming thing to collect. And speaking of collections, please let me know ASAP if anyone has found a place to buy tiny plastic cats.